World News – Many of us have consumed too much alcohol during the course of our lives. I am sure there are photos and stories that are skeletons in many of our closets after a night or weekend of binge drinking. But has anyone out there been this drunk?
The obviously drunk man, Lonnie Hutton entered the Boro Bar and Grill, and then commenced to pull down his pants and try to have sex with an ATM machine located in the bar.
When the police arrived at the scene the culprit was seen walking around the bar without his clothes on thrusting his hips into the air.
Jut in case these actions were not enough, and forever live in shame of the experience. Hutton was then taken outside and told to sit at a wooden picnic table. He again took out his private parts and began to try to have sex with the table.
He was charged with public intoxication and taken to the local county jail on a $250 bond.
I think that his punishment is not going to be whatever the judge determines on July 1st. His punishment will be forever know as the guy that tried to hump an ATM and a picnic table….. Not a great pick up line at a bar.