With Mexico refusing to fund the wall between the USA and itself, Donald Trump is looking elsewhere to put of the barrier. It seems now that the most likely location will be between Costa Rica & Nicaragua.
Nicaragua and Costa Rica who already do not like each other very much have agreed to “wall” as a perfect boundary between the two countries. Both are now fighting over the rights to build the barrier with Costa Rica relying on it’s new Netflix tax and the Chinese to get the funds together and Nicaragua asking the Russians for the money.
On his recent trip to visit and run shoulders with KKK leaders and white supremacists, Trump stated “we will do whatever is possible to keep the Latinos out of the country and make America great again”.
Costa Rica has laid out a plan to build the wall in just over 10 years although even though the construction has not begun, expected completion is in March of 2110 about the same time they complete the airport in the Southern zone of the country.
President Solis was quoted, “We will build this wall even if it means we will need to tax all movie streaming platforms and Uber rides in the country.”
These articles are part of a new section on The Costa Rican Times (Sarcasm & Humor). Think of them as The Onion type articles that are untrue and trying to bring humor and sarcasm to your daily life.