May 24, 2013

Dress Turns Transparent Upon Sexual Arousal

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If this dress becomes transparent when your wife’s brother comes over then you might have a problem.  Honestly, though this would be great for women to be required to wear as it would be like being able to read a woman’s mind by looking at her clothes.  Tweet

Man Divorces and Sues Wife for Being Ugly and Wins

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Divorces are never pretty, but this one is pretty ugly. A man from northern China divorced and sued his wife for being ugly. He won $120,000 in the lawsuit and has once again made the world question the validity of phrases like “marriage” and “love”. Tweet

Chinese Beauty Pageant Mandates Contestant Nipples at Least 7.8 Inches Apart

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World News – Well since Costa Rica is being taken over by China for all of you women out there that might want to be Miss Costa Rica do not find it odd if Costa Rica adopts this rule as well. Get out a ruler and measure the distance between your nipples. Tweet

Prisoner Comes Home to Find the Mummified Body of his Wife at Home

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Weird News – If you get sent to prison or away to some place where you have to communicate with your significant other by either phone, email, or snail mail and all of a sudden the communication stops, do not get too mad at her before you get back.  Tweet

Man Accused of Having Sex with Horse For a Second Time!

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Weird News – Well there is the donkey show in Mexico, women or those interested can go see the horse show in Florida.  Some guys like women, some guys are attracted and want to have sex with farm animals. Tweet

Japan’s New Female Masturbation Bar is All Abuzz

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Weird News – Well this would be regulated and then owner would be fired from the Costa Rican government if this came into effect during Laura Chinchilla’s reign in Costa Rica.  This bar is guaranteed to get a lot of buzz . . . if only for the battery-operated sex toys. Tweet

Dog Takes Over as Police Chief in New Mexico

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Well this is an interesting happening occurring in a small town in New Mexico.  A drug-sniffing dog now is the only certified member of the police force in the small eastern New Mexico town of Vaughn. Tweet

Man Stole Pot Because It ‘Smelled So Good’

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Well for all those Costa Rica pot smokers out there, this reason for stealing weed might actually fly in your subconscious but for some reason it does not stand as a good reason in a court of law. A western Pennsylvania man is accused of stealing a small bag of marijuana held as evidence because he allegedly couldn’t resist the drug’s aroma. Tweet

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